prodigalqueer:

I pretty much imagine God as Teddy from Bob’s burgers. Just confused and optimistic and naive and ultimately disappointed.

(via humorstop)

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via baby---bear)

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  • me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
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frosted:

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

 

(via distraction)

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via braydaaan)

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