burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

(via joshrah)

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via orgasm)

361,554 notes

seedy:

roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???

(via thefuuuucomics)

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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via distraction)

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via relahvant)

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buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

(via orgasm)

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via relahvant)

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taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes

(via pagingme)

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