me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

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when you feel the first cramp


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Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.


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There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool


  • the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything 
  • The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
  • the ones that are  really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
  • the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
  • the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class

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